The Well-Dressed Monkey With a Morningstar
Skills: Stitching, Juggling, Baking
Gear: Tattered clothing from a human profession, a morningstar, d4 rations
A. Beware the Monkey
B. Well-dressed
C. Morningstar
D. Fashion and Force
Beware the Monkey: You are a monkey, with all that entails*. You may choose the type. Gain +[Templates] to hit and damage.
Well-Dressed: as long as you are wearing clothes, folk will treat you as the type of person whose clothes you are wearing.
Morningstar: Your monkey mind fixates on a particular type of weapon, such as morningstars, axes, crossbows, etc. Once per turn when you use that weapon, you may take a second action.
Fashion and Force: When wielding your favored weapon and wearing fashionable clothing, all natural folk and beasts with less Hit Dice than you will treat you with dignity and respect.
*You cannot speak common.
Inspired by AntiTime